Phil Quote #1263
Quote from Phil in Spread Your Wings
Phil: I got home early and noticed the six of you had ducked out.
Claire: Well, we know how much you love the ducks, and and we wanted to play with them, too. And we-
Phil: And what, Claire? The craziest thing happened? You turned a hard corner, the cage banged open, one of them hit the sunroof button, and out they flew, leaving us with nothing but an empty- I interrupted you. Go on.
Claire: We have not always loved the ducks, Phil, but I think we're starting to get it.
Haley: Yeah. We want them to stay. We know why you love them.
Phil: Thank you. I always knew it was only a matter of time before these little scamps waddled into your hearts just like they did mine. Now, come on. Help me throw them out the window.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Spread Your Wings’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
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Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Big day. I'm going to see Alex. I'm, uh I'm a little nervous because she's been pulling away lately. Calls don't get returned. I don't get asked to visit as much. Maybe it's hitting me hard 'cause I never went through that with my dad. After my junior year, we- We rode a tandem bike across Mykonos. Come to think of it, there were lots of fathers and sons there.
Quote from Jay
Lily: This is boring. Let's go and build a fort in my room. [Lily and friends run off to her bedroom]
Jay: So, what? You're just gonna give up?
Mitchell: You got to know when to surrender.
Jay: No, sir. I'm not losing to the Vietnamese twice in a lifetime. Get up. No man left behind.