Claire Quote #549
Quote from Claire in Spread Your Wings
Luke: Why aren't they going anywhere?
Haley: Well, miss thing over there is still getting herself ready. I swear she spent all morning looking at her reflection in the water bowl.
Luke: How about that weirdo? Did you see when he got his bill stuck in his cage yesterday? What a sweet little dope.
Claire: I know. He's lucky his sister is so smart. You know, she figured out how to unlatch the cage and set him free. Oh, my god. Do you guys see what's happening? No. Of course you don't. The reason why your dad is so attached to these ducks is they remind him of you guys. We got to get them home.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Spread Your Wings’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [knocks] What's the most dangerous type of uranium cake? Yellow!
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Big day. I'm going to see Alex. I'm, uh I'm a little nervous because she's been pulling away lately. Calls don't get returned. I don't get asked to visit as much. Maybe it's hitting me hard 'cause I never went through that with my dad. After my junior year, we- We rode a tandem bike across Mykonos. Come to think of it, there were lots of fathers and sons there.
Quote from Jay
Lily: This is boring. Let's go and build a fort in my room. [Lily and friends run off to her bedroom]
Jay: So, what? You're just gonna give up?
Mitchell: You got to know when to surrender.
Jay: No, sir. I'm not losing to the Vietnamese twice in a lifetime. Get up. No man left behind.