Jay Quote #958
Quote from Jay in Spread Your Wings
Jay: What's this stuff?
Mitchell: Uh, mom, uh, mailed me a bunch of stuff from her garage. She thought I might like a VCR and a bunch of old tapes.
Jay: Sweet of Dede to mail you her garbage. "Jane Fonda Complete Workouts," "It's Not You, It's Him," "Cooking With Chocolate." Pretty much the arc of our whole marriage.
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Phil: [aside to camera] Big day. I'm going to see Alex. I'm, uh I'm a little nervous because she's been pulling away lately. Calls don't get returned. I don't get asked to visit as much. Maybe it's hitting me hard 'cause I never went through that with my dad. After my junior year, we- We rode a tandem bike across Mykonos. Come to think of it, there were lots of fathers and sons there.
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Lily: This is boring. Let's go and build a fort in my room. [Lily and friends run off to her bedroom]
Jay: So, what? You're just gonna give up?
Mitchell: You got to know when to surrender.
Jay: No, sir. I'm not losing to the Vietnamese twice in a lifetime. Get up. No man left behind.