Alex Quote #250
Quote from Alex in Spread Your Wings
Alex: So, what's going on at home?
Phil: Well, Haley and Luke aren't around much. Meanwhile, the ducks are awesome and nobody gets it. You wouldn't believe this, but one of them can fetch.
Alex: Of course I believe it. One of my professors taught a chimpanzee how to play the saxophone. We all think he's great, but he only plays jazz, so there's no way to tell.
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‘Spread Your Wings’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [knocks] What's the most dangerous type of uranium cake? Yellow!
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Big day. I'm going to see Alex. I'm, uh I'm a little nervous because she's been pulling away lately. Calls don't get returned. I don't get asked to visit as much. Maybe it's hitting me hard 'cause I never went through that with my dad. After my junior year, we- We rode a tandem bike across Mykonos. Come to think of it, there were lots of fathers and sons there.
Quote from Jay
Lily: This is boring. Let's go and build a fort in my room. [Lily and friends run off to her bedroom]
Jay: So, what? You're just gonna give up?
Mitchell: You got to know when to surrender.
Jay: No, sir. I'm not losing to the Vietnamese twice in a lifetime. Get up. No man left behind.