Cameron Quote #887
Quote from Cameron in Playdates
Cameron: Look, I want you to be able to talk to me about this kind of stuff. It's completely natural and healthy to have feelings for someone. And you know what? I think he likes you, too. You just have to draw him out, you know? Flirt a little.
Lily: How?
Cameron: Uh, well, you just sit down in front of him, look him straight in the eye, put a big smile on your face, and ask him some questions, like, "So, do you have any hobbies? Is Canada really as beautiful as they say it is? Are you a fan of the bacon?"
Lily: Why are you blinking like that?
Cameron: Well, because I'm sending him signals. Okay, what else? Oh. Definitely compliment him on his outfit, laugh at his jokes.
Lily: What if they aren't funny?
Cameron: Oh, honey, the cute ones rarely are. God doesn't give with both hands.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Playdates’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] It was adorable. Lily was clearly smitten with that little Canadian Monte. Just heard that. Delightful. It was a rite of passage that I had been looking forward to - my daughter's first crush. And I wanted to be there for her in a way that no one was there for me. Of course, my first crush was on a statue of a confederate general in front of a courthouse. That's the same year they put up the "do not climb the statue" signs.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: What did you miss?
Marty: It's Fred and Ginger week on TCM. They're showing "Swing Time," and I forgot to record it.
Jay: Let me tell you about a little innovation called Netflix. You'll never miss another movie again.
Marty: Really?
Jay: Hand to god. You pick a film on your computer. Three days later, there's a disk in your mailbox. You got to stay up with technology, Marty.
Marty: Wow. Thanks. [to Vicki] Can you believe he doesn't know about streaming? If I ever get that out of touch, kill me.
Quote from Lily
Lily: If you're going to keep giggling, I'll do my own nails.
Cameron: I'm sorry. It's just funny, the juxtaposition.
Lily: I get it, I'm Asian. Ha ha ha. It's racist, daddy.