Jay Quote #937
Quote from Jay in White Christmas
Jay: There she is. Haven't seen you since my big announcement. What do you think?
Claire: I think that I gave my all to this company and that if you were gonna hand over the reins to somebody, it should be me and not some hump from Chicago!
Jay: Well, it just so happens-
Claire: I'm not finished, Dad! Thank you for saving me from wasting the next 20 years of my life talking about slats, rods, and hinges; from becoming the most boring person in the most boring industry on earth!
Jay: "Boring"?!
Claire: Boring!
Jay: Closets bring order to a chaotic world!
Modern Family Quotes
‘White Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] Christmas in Colombia was always hot and loud, people arguing, betrayal, schemes. So I rented a mountain cabin for the whole family to celebrate my first Christmas as an American. I want a white Christmas, you know, like white people have.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] There is no Chuck Feeny. I made him up because of what happened to Don McSorley when he turned his company over to his son. Son only took the job because he felt obligated. One year later, business went bankrupt. Broke my heart to buy his entire inventory 8 cents on the dollar.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Gloria and I have been talking about this for a while. What with Joe getting older, I feel it's just the right time to start a new chapter, which is why I've decided... to retire.
Mitchell: Oh, my.
Cameron: What?!
Jay: Well, maybe "retired" is the wrong word. More of a transition. So, when people ask, "where's Jay Pritchett?" You tell them, "he's transitioning."
Mitchell: Mm.
Jay: Okay, I heard it, too. Let's go back to retiring.