Phil Quote #1247

Quote from Phil in White Christmas

Phil: Listen, when I first got into real estate, I worked at one of those big firms with the blazers. I'd rather not say their name, but it rhymed with "century not very fun." Anyway, I saved this. I'd like for you to have it.
Andy: Wow.
Phil: When you wear it, remember the values of our profession: trust, honor, integrity, fidelity, and purity. Are you worthy of the blazer, Andy?
Andy: I want to be.
Phil: I didn't expect it to hit this hard.
Andy: Me either.

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 ‘White Christmas’ Quotes

Quote from Gloria

Gloria: [aside to camera] Christmas in Colombia was always hot and loud, people arguing, betrayal, schemes. So I rented a mountain cabin for the whole family to celebrate my first Christmas as an American. I want a white Christmas, you know, like white people have.

Quote from Jay

Jay: [aside to camera] There is no Chuck Feeny. I made him up because of what happened to Don McSorley when he turned his company over to his son. Son only took the job because he felt obligated. One year later, business went bankrupt. Broke my heart to buy his entire inventory 8 cents on the dollar.

Quote from Jay

Jay: Gloria and I have been talking about this for a while. What with Joe getting older, I feel it's just the right time to start a new chapter, which is why I've decided... to retire.
Mitchell: Oh, my.
Cameron: What?!
Jay: Well, maybe "retired" is the wrong word. More of a transition. So, when people ask, "where's Jay Pritchett?" You tell them, "he's transitioning."
Mitchell: Mm.
Jay: Okay, I heard it, too. Let's go back to retiring.