Phil Quote #1246
Quote from Phil in White Christmas
Claire: Hey, Marty, listen, it's your hotel, but a walnut closet is a place your guests want to hang their clothes. A particleboard closet, they want to hang themselves.
Haley: All this closet stuff is driving me nuts.
Phil: I want to get annoyed, but it's hard when I feel this comfortable.
Alex: Oh, god, he's gonna talk about his new coat again.
Phil: It's like getting a big, warm hug from a mama sheep. Nothing feels like pure sheepskin. The gal at the store said I looked like Kris Kristofferson.
Haley: We don't know who that is.
Modern Family Quotes
‘White Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] Christmas in Colombia was always hot and loud, people arguing, betrayal, schemes. So I rented a mountain cabin for the whole family to celebrate my first Christmas as an American. I want a white Christmas, you know, like white people have.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] There is no Chuck Feeny. I made him up because of what happened to Don McSorley when he turned his company over to his son. Son only took the job because he felt obligated. One year later, business went bankrupt. Broke my heart to buy his entire inventory 8 cents on the dollar.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Gloria and I have been talking about this for a while. What with Joe getting older, I feel it's just the right time to start a new chapter, which is why I've decided... to retire.
Mitchell: Oh, my.
Cameron: What?!
Jay: Well, maybe "retired" is the wrong word. More of a transition. So, when people ask, "where's Jay Pritchett?" You tell them, "he's transitioning."
Mitchell: Mm.
Jay: Okay, I heard it, too. Let's go back to retiring.