Gloria Quote #571
Quote from Gloria in The More You Ignore Me
Cameron: Gloria, this is what we need to be selling at the Farmers' Market. We would have them lined up clear down past the cruelty-free beaver-milk stand. I would crush Andrew.
Gloria: I cannot go back to the Farmers' Market.
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: The year was 2011. I had just come back from Colombia with a box full of our family's homemade hair relaxer, the Colombian Comb-Out. Friday, I sold 50 bottles, but Saturday...
[flashback:]
Woman: It says on the bottle to leave it in for three minutes!
Gloria: No, it says, "leave in for three. Minutes later, you will look fantastic." One, two, three, comb it out. Ay, I see how it can be confusing.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The More You Ignore Me’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: It's a secret recipe that has been in my family for generations.
Cameron: Was your sauce buried in a local time capsule during the bicentennial? Because mine was.
Gloria: My great-aunt Miranda was the only one that could make it, and because I was the oldest girl that didn't marry a Peruvian, the recipe passed down to me.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] It was a boon year for tomatoes on the farm, or what we're calling Tomatogeddon. So they made an extra-large batch of Tucker's famous, and we're selling it at the Farmers' Market.
Mitchell: Now, when you say "famous"?
Cameron: It's known Missouri-wide. A death-row inmate requested it for his last meal.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Well, you, sir, take your time deciding. We'll be here just as sure as a coonhound takes a summer nap in the shade of a chifferobe.
Mitchell: OK, now you're just randomly throwing words together from "To Kill a Mockingbird."