Gloria Quote #569
Quote from Gloria in The More You Ignore Me
Gloria: It's a secret recipe that has been in my family for generations.
Cameron: Was your sauce buried in a local time capsule during the bicentennial? Because mine was.
Gloria: My great-aunt Miranda was the only one that could make it, and because I was the oldest girl that didn't marry a Peruvian, the recipe passed down to me.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The More You Ignore Me’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] It was a boon year for tomatoes on the farm, or what we're calling Tomatogeddon. So they made an extra-large batch of Tucker's famous, and we're selling it at the Farmers' Market.
Mitchell: Now, when you say "famous"?
Cameron: It's known Missouri-wide. A death-row inmate requested it for his last meal.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [on the car phone] Hey, Lloyd, it's your dad, A. K. A. your worst nightmare. Just reminding you the duck village needs to be clean enough to eat off of. You hear me? You better not have.
Claire: You think maybe you're being a bit hard on Luke?
Phil: We're his parents, Claire. It's our job to keep him off the stripper pole.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Well, you, sir, take your time deciding. We'll be here just as sure as a coonhound takes a summer nap in the shade of a chifferobe.
Mitchell: OK, now you're just randomly throwing words together from "To Kill a Mockingbird."