Claire Quote #534
Quote from Claire in The More You Ignore Me
Phil: Why did you stop me? I was gonna bust her.
Claire: What? In a little lie? I mean, come on. She's probably visiting a friend and she didn't want to hurt our feelings.
Phil: She barely reacted when she heard that Luke got arrested. She's obviously hiding something. And now she's walking into that liquor store.
Claire: Oh, no. Oh, no. Now, this is serious. A college student is visiting a friend, and they're buying beer! Relax, Phil. This girl has two patents.
Phil: What she needs is two parents.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The More You Ignore Me’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: It's a secret recipe that has been in my family for generations.
Cameron: Was your sauce buried in a local time capsule during the bicentennial? Because mine was.
Gloria: My great-aunt Miranda was the only one that could make it, and because I was the oldest girl that didn't marry a Peruvian, the recipe passed down to me.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] It was a boon year for tomatoes on the farm, or what we're calling Tomatogeddon. So they made an extra-large batch of Tucker's famous, and we're selling it at the Farmers' Market.
Mitchell: Now, when you say "famous"?
Cameron: It's known Missouri-wide. A death-row inmate requested it for his last meal.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Well, you, sir, take your time deciding. We'll be here just as sure as a coonhound takes a summer nap in the shade of a chifferobe.
Mitchell: OK, now you're just randomly throwing words together from "To Kill a Mockingbird."