Phil Quote #1225
Quote from Phil in The More You Ignore Me
Claire: You know, we're gonna have to ground you, and I was thinking that-
Phil: Oh, we're doing way more than that. Landon has a $300 fine to work off.
Luke: We could fight that, say the cop was racist. Even if we lose, it'll start a conversation.
Phil: You made a mistake, you pay the consequences, Levon. Your first job is cleaning out the awesome village I built for my ducks.
Luke: Aren't they mom's ducks?
Phil: Do you really want to test me right now?!
Modern Family Quotes
‘The More You Ignore Me’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: It's a secret recipe that has been in my family for generations.
Cameron: Was your sauce buried in a local time capsule during the bicentennial? Because mine was.
Gloria: My great-aunt Miranda was the only one that could make it, and because I was the oldest girl that didn't marry a Peruvian, the recipe passed down to me.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] It was a boon year for tomatoes on the farm, or what we're calling Tomatogeddon. So they made an extra-large batch of Tucker's famous, and we're selling it at the Farmers' Market.
Mitchell: Now, when you say "famous"?
Cameron: It's known Missouri-wide. A death-row inmate requested it for his last meal.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Well, you, sir, take your time deciding. We'll be here just as sure as a coonhound takes a summer nap in the shade of a chifferobe.
Mitchell: OK, now you're just randomly throwing words together from "To Kill a Mockingbird."