Cameron Quote #869
Quote from Cameron in The Verdict
Cameron: [blows whistle]
Mitchell: What was I supposed to do? I mean, he was all sad and pathetic and broken.
Cameron: Oh, well, yes, the perfect addition to any party. They are gonna be at each other's throats and ruin the whole night. Come on, Lily. Thanks to you, we are throwing the antisocial event of the season.
Mitchell: Cam.
Cameron: No, I'm late and I'd like to leave on that.
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[aside to camera:]
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