Cameron Quote #857
Quote from Cameron in The Day Alex Left for College
Mitchell: Oh, oh, I see what this is.
Cameron: What?
Mitchell: Jealousy.
Cameron: Oh!
Mitchell: Yeah! Yeah. 'Cause your football team can't seem to win, but here I am 4-0.
Cameron: Okay, please. This is little girls' soccer. It's not even a real sport.
[Parents gasp]
Referee: Excuse me? I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Cameron: Oh, no, I was just-
Referee: Let's not do this the hard way.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Day Alex Left for College’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Nobody gets out of this. World's worst sport, world's worst players of it. Twenty-two girls in a cluster zig-zagging across a field like a busted Roomba. Except the only thing it sucks up is two hours of my life.
Quote from Gloria
Manny: It's a tragedy. No other way to put it.
Jay: Such a beautiful day, too.
Gloria: We just have to accept that Lily has a soccer game and we all have to be there. You were supposed to make an excuse.
Jay: I'm sorry! I ran into Cam at the market. He asked if we could go. I panicked. I shot myself in the foot.
Gloria: Oh, yeah, you shot yourself on your foot, you put your foot in your mouth, you put the shoe in the wrong foot. What is with you Americans and the foot? I hate that painting, by the way.
Quote from Haley
Alex: Hey! No, give that back. Need I remind you I am a yellow belt?
Haley: Ugh, I can't keep track of all your ugly belts, but I don't think you should change roommates.