Jay Quote #885
Quote from Jay in American Skyper
Jay: Hey Gloria, would you tell your cousin to stop leaving his trash everywhere? It's been five days of this nonsense. He comes in here eats all my food, drinks all my booze and never so much as does a dish.
Gloria: Yes, so different from what all those white people over there are doing.
Jay: You got a blind spot for the deadbeat yahoos in your family.
Gloria: He's not a yahoo, and don't say that in front of him!
Jay: He doesn't speak English!
Gloria: He understands it.
Jay: Oh, really? Fire! Run! Fire!
Modern Family Quotes
‘American Skyper’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Alex: I want you to go to Europe with me.
Claire: What?
Alex: Yeah. We'll have a great time cafes, museums. Plus, Europe is not safe for teenage girls. You've seen Taken. Could you imagine Dad getting that phone call?
Claire: What is his particular set of skills? Juggling?
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: So you admit it. You are having an affair.
Mitchell: What?
Cameron: It's the braces, isn't it? I've driven you to stray. I'm hideous.
Mitchell: Cam, you're acting crazy.
Cameron: Am I? Mitchell, I found the receipt to the Avian [ah-vian] Hotel.
Mitchell: That's pronounced "avian."
Cameron: Well, it sounds seedy.
Mitchell: It is. It's a kennel for birds. It's where I picked up George.
Cameron: Oh, there's a George too?
Mitchell: Calm down. I'm talking about a cockatoo.
Cameron: Oh! One or two. Is that all? How blase.
Quote from Phil
Claire: I'm desperate. Just teach me the song.
Phil: [on virtual presence device] Well, well, well. Look who came crawling back.
Claire: Just teach it to me.
Phil: Okay. It's called "Go Ask Alex." [strumming, singing] "When you don't know what a word means, go ask Alex If you need someone to hem your jeans, go ask Alex-
Claire: I can't believe I'm even saying this but instead of "hem your jeans," could it be "steam your greens"?
Phil: No, it can't. The jeans come back at the four-minute mark.