Claire Quote #515
Quote from Claire in Integrity
Luke: The Bonerface! You win that award, everyone calls you "Bonerface."
Alex: It's the super-nerd award.
Luke: My underwear got pulled over my head by a girl. It always goes to Scott Wheeler but someone pushed his car into a handicapped spot so I'd get the award. And I think I know exactly who did it.
Claire: Well-
Luke: Manny! You framed Scott Wheeler so I'd win the Bonerface.
Claire: It adds up.
Manny: First, lower your voice. We're not stevedores. Second, you're wrong. Third, it serves you right after you hit on Sarah Fink.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Integrity’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gavin Saint Clair: What do you want? Oh.
Gloria: I just want you to listen to my voice and look into my eyes and ask yourself "Did this woman made it all the way here from Colombia without knowing some very bad men who would love to do her a favor?"
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I wanted to kill him. But I bite my tongue, because in this family they think that I am a Colombian hothead which is crazy, because a Colombian hot head is when you set somebody's head on fire. It smells terrible, but it sends a message.
Quote from Manny
Manny: That cinnamon stick is from Sri Lanka!
Luke: Get off me! You smell like a candle.
Manny: It's lavender bath beads, you son of a bitch!
Alex: And the award for the saddest brawl goes to...