Haley Quote #307
Haley: Unlike you, I don't have a rich husband. What I do have is a reputation for being a screw-up who never follows through on anything. Which is why, in case you haven't noticed I'm in my third year of a two-year college program and still living in my parents' basement. I know that this job sucks, but it might actually lead to something. Do you know who had this job five years ago? Gavin. And he worked for an even bigger jackass than he is.
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Quote from Gloria
Gavin Saint Clair: What do you want? Oh.
Gloria: I just want you to listen to my voice and look into my eyes and ask yourself "Did this woman made it all the way here from Colombia without knowing some very bad men who would love to do her a favor?"
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I wanted to kill him. But I bite my tongue, because in this family they think that I am a Colombian hothead which is crazy, because a Colombian hot head is when you set somebody's head on fire. It smells terrible, but it sends a message.
Quote from Manny
Manny: That cinnamon stick is from Sri Lanka!
Luke: Get off me! You smell like a candle.
Manny: It's lavender bath beads, you son of a bitch!
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