Mitchell Quote #607
Quote from Mitchell in Integrity
Joe: Ball!
Mitchell: Oh, no, that's not a ball.
Cameron: No, no, no. That's a criminally expensive Santangelo bowl.
Mitchell: I'm gonna sneak around behind him, and you're just gonna keep him talking.
Cameron: Joe, you don't want to do this. You know, as of right now, you haven't done anything wrong. You just hand that over to me, and it's like nothing ever happened, see?
Mitchell: Okay, he's not Baby Face Nelson. He's an actual baby.
Cameron: You want to help out? Slide something underneath it, like the throw pillow.
Joe: Throw!
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