Claire Quote #512
Quote from Claire in Integrity
Claire: That's sort of the point. I think he's feeling a little bit overlooked. I was wondering if you could just, you know toss him one of those awards today. Just [clicks tongue].
Principal Brown: Well, I'm afraid all of the award winners have already been decided. Yeah. But, hey, if it makes him feel better he was in the running for the integrity award. He just got edged out by-
Claire: Scott Wheeler? That little weasel's a narc. Halloween carnival, 2008, [mockingly] "Mrs. Dunphy's grape juice smells like medicine." It was a long morning.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Integrity’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gavin Saint Clair: What do you want? Oh.
Gloria: I just want you to listen to my voice and look into my eyes and ask yourself "Did this woman made it all the way here from Colombia without knowing some very bad men who would love to do her a favor?"
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I wanted to kill him. But I bite my tongue, because in this family they think that I am a Colombian hothead which is crazy, because a Colombian hot head is when you set somebody's head on fire. It smells terrible, but it sends a message.
Quote from Manny
Manny: That cinnamon stick is from Sri Lanka!
Luke: Get off me! You smell like a candle.
Manny: It's lavender bath beads, you son of a bitch!
Alex: And the award for the saddest brawl goes to...