Jay Quote #857
Quote from Jay in Grill, Interrupted
Jay: But it's got all those doodads. I don't know what to do with those doodads.
Phil: You're doing a great job of hiding your excitement about this gift. Look, it's simplicity itself. You just turn on the gas, hit the electric starter. [starter clicking] Hit the electric starter.
Jay: Phil, you might want to lay off- [gas lights]
Phil: Oh! I'm fine. Healthy as ever.
Jay: I'd know if you weren't, 'cause I just saw your skeleton.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Grill, Interrupted’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Luke: Did you get it?
Manny: Yep.
Luke: Sweet Mexican treasure.
Manny: I was born in Florida, but thank you.
Quote from Phil
Claire: I do this all the time. She does these amazing things, and I'm so used to it I don't even make a big deal over Caltech.
Phil: I got excited. Doesn't that count?
Claire: Oh, honey, you get excited over everything. You're a born cheerleader. I I just need to make a really big fuss over Alex today. That's all. I know. You're upset because I said that you were a born-
Phil: There's no such thing as a born cheerleader. It takes hard work and sacrifice. You know what a human pyramid is without hours of training? Ten obituaries.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: [smiling] Mitchell, I have some really sad news.
Mitchell: Yes, you seem very broken up.
Cameron: Apparently, I had an uncle, uh, Cyrus who died and out of the blue left me a pretty handsome sum. I-I guess he didn't have a lot of other kin.
Mitchell: Okay, this is the one time I don't mind you saying "kin."