Jay Quote #850
Quote from Jay in Closet? You'll Love It!
Jay: I watched what we shot today. Yeah, I'm not that cheery, likable celebrity I was 30 years ago. I am an old grump now. When did I turn that corner?
Claire: You haven't. You haven't. I mean, you're creeping up to it. You got your blinker on, but you haven't yet.
Jay: I saw it happen to my dad, you know? One day, a happy-go-lucky rotary drill operator the next he's throwing his Schlitz at the TV 'cause some lady sportscaster came on. I swore I'd never be like that.
Claire: You're not that bad. If you were, why would we all spend all our time over here?
Jay: You just come here for the pool.
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‘Closet? You'll Love It!’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Claire: [aside to camera] Thirty years ago, my dad was in a local ad for Pritchett's Closets and he has always been really proud of the slogan he came up with. ... I've never understood what it means.
[flashback:]
Announcer: Pritchett's Closets. Choose one of our nine luxurious models like the Monte Carlo. Or how about a custom design using our state of the art technology? Come visit Pritchett's and go home with the closet of your dreams.
Jay: Closet? You'll love it!
Quote from Jay
Claire: All right, Dad, we're ready for you. Just give us five minutes.
Jay: Seems like a waste of time, but go ahead.
[montage:]
Claire: Closet, but no cigar.
Haley: Why? Because we closet.
Cameron: I'll have what she's closet.
Luke: [as Forrest Gump] Mama always said "Life is like a box of closets."
Manny: On your mark, get set, closet.
Phil: Let's get ready to closet!
Gloria: [imitating Scarface] Say hello to my little closet.
Jay: Damn it. They're all good.
Quote from Jay
Jay: So if I get "Grumpa," what do they call Phil's dad?
Claire: You know, just "Funpa."
Jay: That mound of human Silly String gets "Funpa"?