Cameron Quote #805
Quote from Cameron in Closet? You'll Love It!
Mitchell: Oh! You're still rehearsing.
Cameron: We sure are, and we found a more appropriate song for Lily's singing voice.
Mitchell: Really? Well, I'd love to hear it.
Cameron: Okay. [playing keyboard and singing] Everybody was kung fu fighting-
Lily: Hyah! Hyah!
Cameron: Those kicks were fast as lightning
Lily: Hyah! Hyah!
Cameron: In fact, it was a little bit frightening-
Mitchell: Okay, stop, stop, stop.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Closet? You'll Love It!’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Claire: [aside to camera] Thirty years ago, my dad was in a local ad for Pritchett's Closets and he has always been really proud of the slogan he came up with. ... I've never understood what it means.
[flashback:]
Announcer: Pritchett's Closets. Choose one of our nine luxurious models like the Monte Carlo. Or how about a custom design using our state of the art technology? Come visit Pritchett's and go home with the closet of your dreams.
Jay: Closet? You'll love it!
Quote from Jay
Claire: All right, Dad, we're ready for you. Just give us five minutes.
Jay: Seems like a waste of time, but go ahead.
[montage:]
Claire: Closet, but no cigar.
Haley: Why? Because we closet.
Cameron: I'll have what she's closet.
Luke: [as Forrest Gump] Mama always said "Life is like a box of closets."
Manny: On your mark, get set, closet.
Phil: Let's get ready to closet!
Gloria: [imitating Scarface] Say hello to my little closet.
Jay: Damn it. They're all good.
Quote from Jay
Jay: So if I get "Grumpa," what do they call Phil's dad?
Claire: You know, just "Funpa."
Jay: That mound of human Silly String gets "Funpa"?