Haley Quote #291
Quote from Haley in Connection Lost
Haley: Second, I married a Cronut.
Claire: [on FaceTime] What?
Haley: Last night, my friend Andy and I, we went to go get Cronuts and I said that they were so amazing, I wanted to marry one so I posted it on Facebook as a joke. Then I accidentally left my phone in Andy's car which he drove to a friend's wedding in Vegas. And that book is for my crazy boss because he's designing maternity clothes and he wants to get inside the mind of preggos.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Connection Lost’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [answering FaceTime] What's the best first-person shooter about genetically-modified space marines? Halo!
Quote from Haley
Haley: Married! Why would I get married?
Phil: Because you're pregnant with Andy's baby!
Haley: What? Why would you think that?
Claire: [on FaceTime] Oh. Because you changed your Facebook status to "married." Then we tracked your cell phone to a wedding chapel in Vegas.
Phil: And you ordered this book.
Haley: Wow. First of all, it's called privacy. Google it.
Quote from Claire
Claire: [on FaceTime] I can't believe she's pregnant.
Phil: Let's not jump to any conclusions.
Claire: Jump? Let's review. She's been moody, eating weird food, getting nauseous. She left in the middle of the night for a wedding chapel in Vegas with her secret love and most suspicious of all she bought a book!