Dylan Quote #54
Quote from Dylan in Connection Lost
Dylan: [answering FaceTime] Oh, hey, Mrs. D.
Phil: Hey, Dylan!
Dylan: Oh, hi, Mr. D!
Claire: Are you with Haley?
Dylan: In what way?
Claire: Physically, romantically, maritally?
Dylan: No. I'm at work. I have a career now. [to bystander] Oh. Hey, uh, can you hold this phone for a second?
Phil: So you have no idea where Haley is right now?
Dylan: You mean spiritually, geographically?
Claire: Can you please stop spinning that sign?
Dylan: No! My boss says if I do, he'll replace me with one of those guys. Go back to where you came from!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Connection Lost’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [answering FaceTime] What's the best first-person shooter about genetically-modified space marines? Halo!
Quote from Haley
Haley: Married! Why would I get married?
Phil: Because you're pregnant with Andy's baby!
Haley: What? Why would you think that?
Claire: [on FaceTime] Oh. Because you changed your Facebook status to "married." Then we tracked your cell phone to a wedding chapel in Vegas.
Phil: And you ordered this book.
Haley: Wow. First of all, it's called privacy. Google it.
Quote from Claire
Claire: [on FaceTime] I can't believe she's pregnant.
Phil: Let's not jump to any conclusions.
Claire: Jump? Let's review. She's been moody, eating weird food, getting nauseous. She left in the middle of the night for a wedding chapel in Vegas with her secret love and most suspicious of all she bought a book!