Jay Quote #836
Quote from Jay in Connection Lost
Jay: [answering FaceTime] Hello?
Claire: Hey, Dad. Dad, take the phone away from your ear.
Jay: Why would I do this? Now I can't hear you.
Claire: Put it in front of your face.
Jay: Oh! How'd you get in my phone? Does this mean when we talked the other day that you knew I was in the can?
Claire: I do now.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Connection Lost’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [answering FaceTime] What's the best first-person shooter about genetically-modified space marines? Halo!
Quote from Haley
Haley: Married! Why would I get married?
Phil: Because you're pregnant with Andy's baby!
Haley: What? Why would you think that?
Claire: [on FaceTime] Oh. Because you changed your Facebook status to "married." Then we tracked your cell phone to a wedding chapel in Vegas.
Phil: And you ordered this book.
Haley: Wow. First of all, it's called privacy. Google it.
Quote from Claire
Claire: [on FaceTime] I can't believe she's pregnant.
Phil: Let's not jump to any conclusions.
Claire: Jump? Let's review. She's been moody, eating weird food, getting nauseous. She left in the middle of the night for a wedding chapel in Vegas with her secret love and most suspicious of all she bought a book!