Phil Quote #1132
Quote from Phil in Connection Lost
Phil: [answering FaceTime] What's the best first-person shooter about genetically-modified space marines? Halo!
Features in the collection: Phil Dunphy's Greetings.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Phil Dunphy's Greetings’
Quote from Phil in Spread Your Wings
Phil: [knocks] What's the most dangerous type of uranium cake? Yellow!
Quote from Phil in Aunt Mommy
Phil: I have to go show a house. But first, what was Elton John's sexual orientation in the '70s?
Haley & Alex: Bi.
Haley: You've done that one before.
Phil: And it never gets old. Like the good Captain Fantastic himself.
‘Connection Lost’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Married! Why would I get married?
Phil: Because you're pregnant with Andy's baby!
Haley: What? Why would you think that?
Claire: [on FaceTime] Oh. Because you changed your Facebook status to "married." Then we tracked your cell phone to a wedding chapel in Vegas.
Phil: And you ordered this book.
Haley: Wow. First of all, it's called privacy. Google it.
Quote from Claire
Claire: [on FaceTime] I can't believe she's pregnant.
Phil: Let's not jump to any conclusions.
Claire: Jump? Let's review. She's been moody, eating weird food, getting nauseous. She left in the middle of the night for a wedding chapel in Vegas with her secret love and most suspicious of all she bought a book!
Quote from Jay
Jay: Fly safe. And remember, you can recline. It's still America up there.