Claire Quote #485
Quote from Claire in Fight or Flight
Dana: Trashy magazines.
Claire: Oh, you're the best.
Dana: Caramel truffles. I even brought an extra fluffy neck pillow.
Claire: Oh! Oh, this must be what a mother's hug feels like.
Stewardess: Well, it looks like she's taking good care of you.
Claire: Well, she is my best friend.
Dana: [on the phone] Listen to me, Julio. I want the gutters cleaned today, not manana.If everyone thought my people were lazy I would do whatever it took to not seem lazy. Comprende?
Stewardess: Actually, we're gonna take off soon so we're gonna need you to turn off your phone.
Dana: I'm actually not done talking, and two more. Well, if I were you, I'd put down the burrito and get up that ladder. [phone turns off] What are you doing standing there and not getting drinks for me and my good friend Claire?
Claire: Actually, we just met.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Fight or Flight’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: I'm not fighting anymore. It's not worth it.
Gloria: But you're doing so good. You just have to turn your shoulder first so that you can throw your weight behind your punch. If you want. I already think that you're very tough. This is all Jay's idea.
Jay: All right. Come on, kid. Show 'em who's boss.
Manny: No. I'm more of a lover than a fighter. Well, that's the goal anyway.
Quote from Pepper
Cameron: Well, you know, she did seem frazzled. Maybe she forgot to say good-bye.
Mitchell: Oh, and forgot all of her presents. [Sammy fusses]
Ronaldo: [gasps] And forgot her baby.
Mitchell: You don't think that there's any way that she would... No. I can't even say it.
Pepper: I can. That gin-soaked tart abandoned the little bastard. What? He's fatherless. Am I wrong?
Quote from Gloria
Jay: The kid is just not a fighter. He gets squeamish pounding veal.
Gloria: Just do it!
Jay: Fine, but I'm only doing it for the lasagna and the extra food he's been bringing home on Sundays. Makes Mondays easier, you know?
Gloria: Oh, my God, you're the Garfield.