Gloria Quote #511

Quote from Gloria in Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister

Jay: Sonia, I'm an idiot. I jumped to some crazy conclusions today. I mean, I could say it's because of Valentine's or, I don't know me feeling a little neglected. But I know you could never-
Sonia: Kiss me.
Jay: Yes, because you're my sister-in-law and, uh-
Sonia: We hid it perfectly, Jay!
Jay: Sonia, wait!
Sonia: We've waited long enough! One night with me, and you'll forget all about her. She doesn't appreciate you. I hear how you fight.
Jay: That's just how we talk.
Sonia: Give in to it, Jay. We both- [picks up Joe's baby monitor] Oh, no. [screams]
Gloria: [screams] I knew it! How dare do you try to steal the life that I stole from you?

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 ‘Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister’ Quotes

Quote from Phil

Phil: Happy Valentine's, by the way.
Claire: Mmm, no. Gross and sweaty from running. So, for later tonight, you thinking what I'm thinking, valentine?
Phil: I believe I am.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Every Valentine's Day, Claire and I look forward to some naughty role-playing. Sexually adventurous cuckolder Juliana and Clive Bixby, speaker salesman by day, spy by night. Lover also by night and sometimes during the day. The speaker business, it it pretty much runs itself.

Quote from Jay

Gloria: Jay, they delayed Sonia's flight until tomorrow. Why don't we cancel our dinner reservation and the three of us celebrate Valentine's here?
Sonia: You don't have to do that for me, Gloria. I usually spend Valentine's Day selling artificial flowers near the well in my village.
Jay: Where do you people live, National Geographic?

Quote from Phil

Phil: I must say, Juliana, you're the last person I expected to see here tonight.
Claire: Well, with any luck, you'll be the last person I do see tonight.
Phil: [chuckles] Oh, my God.
Claire: Phil, I've had my eye on you for years. I'm just so happy we're finally gonna get some alone time. I'm not scaring you, am I?
Phil: Quite the contrary. Most women who meet me almost instantly ask for some alone time.