Claire Quote #474
Quote from Claire in Haley's 21st Birthday
Claire: [on the phone] Phil, where are you? You have to get down here and stop Haley from getting a tattoo.
Phil: What, no, you stop her!
Claire: I can't. I made a commitment to being her friend.
Phil: Why would you do that?
Claire: I don't know. I was trying something. Just get down here with that car, and we can distract her.
Phil: I'd love to, but your dad played hardball and we lost it.
Claire: How on earth did you let that happen?!
Phil: I don't know. Why don't you ask the Tweety bird on Haley's neck?
Claire: Oh, god, not the neck. She's a tough-enough hire as it is.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Haley's 21st Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: When I grow up, I want to have kids. Well, first, I want a perfect husband. Someone who takes care of me. And then we're gonna make a baby. Which is easy. You just put eggs and tadpoles in a glass, and the woman has to drink it. Then, the woman and man kiss and jump on their bed. After a year, she pees, and a baby comes out.
Luke: Wow.
Alex: Oh, my God.
Manny: Okay, then.
Quote from Luke
Lily: So, do you know how babies are made?
Luke: Yep, and I'll tell you. But first, we're gonna need a pen and a bagel.
Lily: Why?
Luke: Well, you're gonna need to take notes, and I'm hungry.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] There is a lot of pressure when one is a gay uncle.
Cameron: Or guncle.
Mitchell: Giving a gift to a niece as hip and chic as Haley.
Cameron: In the 10 years that we've been together, we've only missed the mark one time.
Mitchell: Yeah, when Claire told us what to buy, but we learned our lesson. Ignore Claire and trust our gay instincts.
Cameron: Or "ginstincts."
Mitchell: Too much.