Cameron Quote #770
Quote from Cameron in Strangers in the Night
Mitchell: Cam, are we terrible people?
Cameron: For protecting a Vanderkoff? He hanged himself last year. It's not like they're making more of those.
Mitchell: We just rolled a bipolar divorcee face-first onto a hardwood floor. All to protect a couch.
Cameron: It's not just a couch. Our one nice thing. The last seven years have been about sticky countertops and horsy shower curtains and childproof locks. Do you know what's in this drawer? I don't know what's in this drawer.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Strangers in the Night’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: So, Larry's allowed to sit on the couch and I'm not?
Cameron: Well, Larry is white.
Lily: Hey, you chose me!
Cameron: Oh, uh, that's not what I meant.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Okay, okay, go around the back.
Mitchell: What am I doing? What am I doing?
Cameron: We'll get this underneath her. Once, I helped a sow give birth to nine baby piglets on our living room floor. Didn't get a drop of nothin' on the linoleum.
Mitchell: We're gonna get back to why the sow was in the living room.
Cameron: Lady Di's wedding. It was beautiful.
Quote from Phil
Alex: So they can only be for Haley?
Phil: Of course not. Haley isn't the only hottie living here. I washed the car in my cheer shorts the other day. I definitely felt eyes on me.