Phil Quote #1093
Quote from Phil in Strangers in the Night
Claire: Did you see the look in her eyes? Like she believed everything she was saying.
Phil: That's terrifying. Like this guy I knew in college. He was always telling me about these "crazy parties" that were "full of women." But when I'd ask him where they were, he'd give me a fake address.
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Cameron: Well, Larry is white.
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Cameron: Oh, uh, that's not what I meant.
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Cameron: Okay, okay, go around the back.
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Alex: So they can only be for Haley?
Phil: Of course not. Haley isn't the only hottie living here. I washed the car in my cheer shorts the other day. I definitely felt eyes on me.