Jay Quote #791
Quote from Jay in Strangers in the Night
Jay: I wanted her to leave!
Manny: What?
Jay: She was supposed to storm out of here. And after, I go home and say, "Maybe we should do some things separately." I was gonna use her bailing out of this as a chip to get out of that stupid picnic tomorrow. But now I've got no chip.
Manny: Hey, how about next time you devise a plan to avoid expressing a feeling, clue me in.
Jay: You can't be clued in. You're a patsy.
Manny: Hey, um, there was talk of an ice-cream bone?
Jay: I made that up, too. Use your head!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Strangers in the Night’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: So, Larry's allowed to sit on the couch and I'm not?
Cameron: Well, Larry is white.
Lily: Hey, you chose me!
Cameron: Oh, uh, that's not what I meant.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Okay, okay, go around the back.
Mitchell: What am I doing? What am I doing?
Cameron: We'll get this underneath her. Once, I helped a sow give birth to nine baby piglets on our living room floor. Didn't get a drop of nothin' on the linoleum.
Mitchell: We're gonna get back to why the sow was in the living room.
Cameron: Lady Di's wedding. It was beautiful.
Quote from Phil
Alex: So they can only be for Haley?
Phil: Of course not. Haley isn't the only hottie living here. I washed the car in my cheer shorts the other day. I definitely felt eyes on me.