Haley Quote #270
Quote from Haley in Three Turkeys
Haley: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I know I seem like the last person to say this, but we can't just skip Thanksgiving! Time is going by so fast. It seemed like only yesterday that Manny was hot for me, and he's not anymore. And someday, Alex may have a boyfriend who wants her to spend it with his family. Okay, we probably got a little window there. But my point is that I love my crazy family, and I want to spend this holiday with them.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Three Turkeys’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Hey, this could be our new Thanksgiving tradition.
Gloria: What, hiding from our own family?
Jay: Hey, if the Indians hid a little bit more, they might still have this country. No, just taking a break from each other. God knows I couldn't love them more, but the Kennedys didn't get together as much as this family.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I am cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year. Huge step for Claire to trust me with this. But I have help, this new app. It's, uh, international super chef Nigella Lawson. I can even program my name, so it's like she's right here guiding my every move with that sultry British voice. I listened to her meringue instructions in the car last week. There was so much whipping and beating I had to pull over.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: [aside to camera] The Colombians' trip got canceled because a mudslide took out the runway at the local airport. That thing's made of dirt. Are we sure it didn't just rain?
Gloria: So we never left, and we could have gone to Phil and Claire's, but-
Jay: We decided to enjoy our own quiet, stress-free holiday dinner at home with no one the wiser.
Gloria: We're having a little steak-cation, only with turkey instead of the steak.
Jay: Stay-cation.
Gloria: What did I say?
Jay: "Steak-cation." It's stay-cation.
Gloria: Oh, so, this is how you want to start the quiet, stress-free dinner, with an English lesson? [speaking Spanish]
Jay: They call her "la tranquila."