Phil Quote #1074

Quote from Phil in Queer Eyes, Full Hearts

Andy: Mr. Dunphy, I love being a manny, but I can't do it forever. I just didn't know what the next chapter should be, but then I met a guy named Phil Dunphy.
Phil: What?
Andy: A guy who loves what he does, and a guy who provided all this for his family. And then I realized, a career in real estate is what I want. And I was hoping I could learn from the best.
Phil: Skip Woosnum? Um, I can put in a call. He doesn't really get back-
Andy: No. You.
Phil: Andy, I'm- I'm so flattered. I'm, uh, I'm just not in the market for an assistant right now.
Andy: Yeah. Stupid. That was stupid to even ask. Thank you so much for your time. [walks away]
Phil: Lesson number one: Never take "no" for an answer! Now make me buy you.

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Gloria: What could be more natural than your mother's tongue in your ear?

Quote from Andy

Andy: Hey, Mrs. Dunphy. Remember me?
Claire: Andy. Of course. Come on in. You are Joe's babysitter, right?
Andy: Uh, "manny" is what we call ourselves in the child care community. But it's confusing in that house because of their son Manny. So I've been trying to get traction with "bro-pair."

Quote from Cameron

Anne Gibbs: Are you working on this, too?
Cameron: Oh, gosh. No, no. I'm just this one's husband. I'm a High School football coach. Cameron Tucker.
Mitchell: Yes. Oh, God. I'm so embarrassed. Mitchell Pritchett. How are you?
Anne Gibbs: Really? You are an openly gay High School football coach?
Cameron: I know, I know. You hear "football coach," and you expect to meet somebody that screams John Wayne. Meanwhile, the only time I've screamed the duke is when we argue over who's the cutest on "Downton Abbey."