Gloria Quote #484
Quote from Gloria in Halloween 3: AwesomeLand
Jay: What about today? Hmm? Earlier? When we were not napping? When you were a little extra-enthusiastic?
Gloria: Because you were enthusiastic. You went out and bought costumes for all of us, you were singing. For once, you were not like, "I don't want to do this. "I just want to sit at home, watch golf, and eat my 10-layer dip."
Jay: Just five. Five layers.
Gloria: One layer is enough, Jay. I loved that you were having fun with us. A happy husband, that's what is sexy to me.
Jay: So you don't think I look like Ben Franklin?
Gloria: Oh, yes! That's who it is! The man from the $100 bill! My favorite!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Halloween 3: AwesomeLand’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Phil: Claire, I know this isn't the Halloween you wanted, but can you try to sell it?
Claire: I'm sorry, honey. I got mad at you and I upset Amber, and all because Ronnie called me a soccer mom. What is wrong with me?
Haley: Nothing. I hate it when people assume things about me that aren't true. Like because I'm pretty, I'm stuck-up. When people do that to me, I'm just like, "Shut up, troll. Why am I even talking to you?"
Quote from Jay
Jay: Yeah, ouch. You do this every time. You go as a princess. I have to go as some freak. You're beauty, I'm the beast. You're Beyonce? I'm that guy.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: You know, Lily's been letting me know recently that she's feeling neglected. I think it's because of all my football stuff. That's why I went all out on her costume. Look how incredibly accurate it is. Where is that little guy? Come on. Come to me. Come on. Here you- Here you go.
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: No matter how long he stares at it, Cam cannot find Waldo.
Lily: It's crazy.
Mitchell: Once, he pointed to a barber pole, and we just gave it to him.