Jay Quote #777
Quote from Jay in Won't You Be Our Neighbor
Earl: This thing between us is getting out of control. We got to put an end to it right now.
Jay: As long as you own up to what you did 30 years ago.
Earl: If apologizing is gonna keep your no-good son away from my Sophie, then-
Gloria: He's not a no-good!
Jay: Yes, he is. He's a walking hormone. Now, let's hear this apology.
Earl: Fine. I was under a lot of pressure back then, and-
Manny: Okay, keep in mind I'm not in makeup yet, but do these sandals make my legs look thick? 'Cause I- I could lower the hem.
Jay: Aw, geez.
Earl: Who's that?
Jay: That's, uh, the maid's son. Not now, Gomez!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Won't You Be Our Neighbor’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Okay. I'm taking off.
Luke: Where are you going? I thought we were going to give a chicken the best day of its life.
Phil: I hate that we keep rescheduling that, but being a realtor man means working on Sundays, like priests and Lesley Stahl.
Quote from Gloria
Earl: Hello, Jay.
Jay: Hello, Earl.
Gloria: I invited him so that you two finally can bury the machete.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I am handling the sale of our neighbor Jerry's house. He's selling it and moving into a bachelor pad now that he's officially divorced.
Claire: Which is great!
Phil: Well, I don't know about "great." I mean, you can come and go as you please, I suppose, and maybe see what's up with the U.P.S. girl who's always asking if you work out, or-
Claire: It's great because we have the rare opportunity to choose our new neighbors.
Phil: While still looking out for my client's best interests, of course.
Claire: Wink wink.
Phil: I'm in kind of in a delicate spot, stuck between my wife and the guy next door, but I'm pretty sure I can satisfy them both simultaneously.