Phil Quote #1045
Phil: Okay, now I need some footage of me reacting to Jay's speech to replace the champagne sneeze, and I'll just drop that into another table full of people. How would I react to Jay's speech?
Luke: Give me "touched." Now sad. Sadder. Come on. Dig deep. Think about me going off to college. Why are you smiling?
Phil: Uh, I-I didn't think you'd get in.
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