Phil Quote #1043
Phil: It's six hours to the screening, and I have to edit out all those sneezes without ruining Jay's speech. That means special effects, that means overlapping green screen. What am I saying?! It's impossible!
Luke: [slaps Phil] I'm sorry, Dad.
Phil: No, you're right. It's time to stop whining like a little girl and man up! Let's put on our unitards!
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