Jay Quote #752
Quote from Jay in Do Not Push
Gloria: What did you get me? What did you get me?
Manny: It's a bunny, mom.
Jay: It's a little rough around the edges, but I'm just hoping you'll love what I put into it.
Gloria: Oh, you put something inside?! [smashes the bunny] I don't get it. There's nothing inside.
Jay: Yeah, that's, uh... 'cause, um... The damn stupid jeweler didn't put the bracelet in there.
Gloria: Oh, the rose gold with the waves that I told you that I loved?
Jay: Yeah. Yeah, that's the one.
Manny: Jay.
Jay: No, it's fine, Manny. I can run down to the store right now and get it. [sobbing] Stupid jeweler!
Gloria: Ay, Jay, don't scream at him. It was an honest mistake.
Jay: Yeah, in his heart, he was probably trying to do the right thing.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do Not Push’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Phil: Haley, put down the chair.
Haley: Why should I?!
Phil: Because this is getting absurd, and it's no fun being laughed at by a room full of scientists and a monkey in a diaper.
Luke: Yeah! We need to push that button, show those eggheads that we're not sheep!
Haley: No! Breaking the rules doesn't make you a hero! It makes you a screw-up! Take it from me, Luke. One out of a million dropouts becomes Steve Jobs. Do you know who become losers with no jobs? The other 99,000!
Quote from Luke
Phil: You're right, I set a terrible example for you.
Luke: No! It was awesome! Do you think Steve Jobs followed every rule? Doug Henning?
Phil: Keep talking.
Luke: What about that guy who lived in that town where people weren't allowed to dance? Did Footloose follow the rules?
Phil: His name was Ren, and he most certainly did not.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Now, easy on the filters, Cam. It's a family picture. We don't need sepia tone.
Cameron: You know what other tone we don't need?
Lily: Play nice.