Jay Quote #751
Quote from Jay in Do Not Push
Manny: What is it?
Jay: It's a bunny. It used to be my nickname for her. On our first date, she had a cold, and she was sniffling a lot, and her nose would wrinkle up real cute. You know, like a bunny.
Manny: That's so sweet.
Jay: Yeah, but that watch is big and gorgeous and costs big bucks. I can't give her something handmade. I mean, she -- She's not sensitive like you and me.
Manny: Listen to me. I think you went to the jewelry store inside here, and you brought back a gem.
Jay: Knock it off. You think so?
Manny: She's gonna love it. It's perfect.
Jay: Perfect? Nah. But teacher Pablo did say it shows great promise. And I am proud of the tail. Look at that. No, no, I said look.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do Not Push’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Phil: Haley, put down the chair.
Haley: Why should I?!
Phil: Because this is getting absurd, and it's no fun being laughed at by a room full of scientists and a monkey in a diaper.
Luke: Yeah! We need to push that button, show those eggheads that we're not sheep!
Haley: No! Breaking the rules doesn't make you a hero! It makes you a screw-up! Take it from me, Luke. One out of a million dropouts becomes Steve Jobs. Do you know who become losers with no jobs? The other 99,000!
Quote from Luke
Phil: You're right, I set a terrible example for you.
Luke: No! It was awesome! Do you think Steve Jobs followed every rule? Doug Henning?
Phil: Keep talking.
Luke: What about that guy who lived in that town where people weren't allowed to dance? Did Footloose follow the rules?
Phil: His name was Ren, and he most certainly did not.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Now, easy on the filters, Cam. It's a family picture. We don't need sepia tone.
Cameron: You know what other tone we don't need?
Lily: Play nice.