Gloria Quote #465
Quote from Gloria in The Long Honeymoon
Jay: What's going on?
Mitchell: It seems pretty obvious.
Manny: I had to throw the party a week early to really surprise her.
Claire: Should we be concerned about her? That's kind of similar to the way mom left.
Jay: Gloria and I got in this whole thing about how we dress. Long story, I think she might need a little more time bef-
Gloria: [entering] Hola! I had this outfit underneath. Did you really think that I was gonna walk into a bar looking like that? Gracias!
Jay: All these years, you're telling me you can get ready that fast?
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Long Honeymoon’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Alex: What am I doing? I think I left my backpack in the driveway.
Haley: Stop kicking me!
Luke: You're kicking me! [door closes]
Haley: I'm sorry. I'm just fidgety today.
Luke: It's okay. A cookie might help. Here's that napkin you wanted.
Alex: [door opens] I got the mail!
Haley: Would it have killed you to give me one without ketchup on it?
Luke: Move!
Haley: You have room!
Luke: No, move out! You're 40!
Quote from Jay
Jay: This is unbelievable. The dry cleaner lost another one of my shirts. You know that nice, red-white-and-blue Hawaiian one?
Gloria: Yes, that was a very nice one.
Jay: That's the fourth Hawaiian shirt he's lost. I'm telling you, this is a "Dateline" story waiting to happen.
Quote from Phil
Phil: You can't leave us. We're a danger to ourselves. We're a family of fire starters, poison eaters, and online prostitutes.
Claire: It wasn't a perfect summer. It was a stupid summer. Without you here to shame me, I watched every "Real Housewives" episode and I only got to page two in "War and Peace."
Haley: Please stay.
Luke: We need at least one adult in this household.
Alex: Okay, fine. You know the attic window is open, right?
Phil: We really didn't.