Haley Quote #247
Quote from Haley in The Wedding (Part 2)
Haley: Um, look, I didn't come here for coffee. Andy, I don't think it's a good idea for you to get on that plane. I don't think Beth is worth it.
Andy: You don't even know Beth.
Haley: I think I do. I think I've been her. Let me guess. For every 10 letters you write, she writes one. She's always the one who ends the phone call. You happen to mention when your birthday's coming up because you know deep down she's already forgotten it. Meanwhile, she gives you just enough to keep you on the hook. [answering phone] Hello? Of course I didn't leave, Mom. You walked past me two seconds ago. [to Andy] I'm just saying, you deserve better. [on phone] Oh, my god! I'm waving at you! Stay where you are! I'm walking towards you!
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Wedding (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Cameron: Okay, this is a disaster! We have no one to marry us!
Phil: Dearly beloved, that is a problem.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Yep. Thanks to $35 and the internet, you are looking at the good reverend Phillip Humphrey Dunphy. Over the last year, I've dropped a few subtle hints to Mitch and Cam that I was available.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Thank you all for being here on this happy occasion. They say the best marriages contain just a little bit of magic. Believe me. I know. We're gathered here today to join two amazing people. Cameron, do you take Mitchell to be your husband?
Cameron: I do.
Phil: Cameron, would you please place this ring on Mitchell's finger? Mitchell, do you take Cameron to be your husband?
Mitchell: I do.
Phil: Then by the powers vested in me by the state of California, I am privileged to pronounce you spouses for life. You may now kiss your husband.
Quote from Claire
Claire: I remember it like it was yesterday, the day that Mitchell came home from the hospital in a very unfashionable white diaper with three strands of scraggly Raggedy Andy hair. We were inseparable. I was his big sister, his big brother, his nemesis, his protector, his best friend. I was his first partner. And I loved every minute of it. So naturally, I was a little picky when it came to who was going to be replacing me. And then I met this Cam. And sure, he was warm and funny and loving. I wondered, "Was he really everything I wanted for my brother? "Was he really the best person?" No, I'm the best person. And now I am very pleased to raise a glass and introduce for the first time ever, on our fourth try, great husbands, Mitch and Cam.