Phil Quote #1023
Quote from Phil in The Wedding (Part 2)
Phil: I don't even get some of Sal's remarks here. "Marriage is like a freeway messy, but if you communicate, it's so worth it."
Claire: Honey, that does not say "freeway."
Phil: Oh, I can't use any of this, but I don't want the whole ceremony to be generic. There needs to be some magic in it.
Claire: Well, you can read a poem or maybe...
Phil: Hold on. Back up. I like your last idea a magic trick.
Claire: I did not suggest a magic trick.
Phil: After all, what's better than magic to symbolize the wonder of marriage?!
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‘The Wedding (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Cameron: Okay, this is a disaster! We have no one to marry us!
Phil: Dearly beloved, that is a problem.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Yep. Thanks to $35 and the internet, you are looking at the good reverend Phillip Humphrey Dunphy. Over the last year, I've dropped a few subtle hints to Mitch and Cam that I was available.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Thank you all for being here on this happy occasion. They say the best marriages contain just a little bit of magic. Believe me. I know. We're gathered here today to join two amazing people. Cameron, do you take Mitchell to be your husband?
Cameron: I do.
Phil: Cameron, would you please place this ring on Mitchell's finger? Mitchell, do you take Cameron to be your husband?
Mitchell: I do.
Phil: Then by the powers vested in me by the state of California, I am privileged to pronounce you spouses for life. You may now kiss your husband.
Quote from Claire
Claire: I remember it like it was yesterday, the day that Mitchell came home from the hospital in a very unfashionable white diaper with three strands of scraggly Raggedy Andy hair. We were inseparable. I was his big sister, his big brother, his nemesis, his protector, his best friend. I was his first partner. And I loved every minute of it. So naturally, I was a little picky when it came to who was going to be replacing me. And then I met this Cam. And sure, he was warm and funny and loving. I wondered, "Was he really everything I wanted for my brother? "Was he really the best person?" No, I'm the best person. And now I am very pleased to raise a glass and introduce for the first time ever, on our fourth try, great husbands, Mitch and Cam.