Gloria Quote #456
Quote from Gloria in The Wedding (Part 1)
Barb Tucker: Merle?
Merle Tucker: Yes, ma'am?
Barb Tucker: Be back in time for me to do your tie.
Merle Tucker: Uh, yes, ma'am. [exits]
Barb Tucker: [to Gloria] I'm so sorry you had to see that.
Gloria: See what?
Barb Tucker: The way we just snapped at each other.
Gloria: Are you joking?
Barb Tucker: Obviously, Merle and I are going through a heck of a rough patch.
Gloria: If I talked to Jay that nice, he would think I'm cheating on him.
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‘The Wedding (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Sal
Sal: Surprise! Guess who's on time.
Mitchell: Oh, my God! Sal, wow, you're pregnant.
Cameron: Congratulations!
Sal: Thank you. We're really excited.
Lily: You're huge.
Sal: Nice teeth.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Mitchell! Mitchell! Look at this. Do you think you could fit in there?
Mitchell: I'm not doing that.
Cameron: Then what am I gonna wear to our wedding? My black funeral suit? Is that the tone you want to set?
Mitchell: You wore it to one funeral. And you didn't even know Bea Arthur.
Cameron: I felt like I did.
Mitchell: I know.
Quote from Alex
Alex: [aside to camera] My dad would never admit this, but when he wants fun he goes straight to Luke. They have a weird connection. They're like Batman and Robin. Dad and I are more like Batman and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.