Mitchell Quote #500
Quote from Mitchell in Australia
Fergus: So, after sitting there for 40 minutes, I tell the waitress, "I'm actually in a hurry. Any chance of getting the eggs before they turn into chickens?" You know? And she's a total bogan. She's like, "I've got five tables!" You know how they have the tray? She's sashaying with the legs. "Oh, who's got the waffles?! Who who's got the waffles?!"
Mitchell: All right, we get it. We get it.
Cameron: People are looking.
Fergus: Oh, nothing I can do to stop that.
Mitchell: Well, I can think of one thing.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Australia’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: Are you getting this?
Manny: I'm getting the shot. I'm just not getting what you're trying to do.
Luke: We're in Australia, it's on the bottom of the globe, so everyone here but me is upside-down. It's geography.
Jay: It's a good time to tell you I dropped Luke on his head when he was 1.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I come from the land down under.
Claire: He doesn't.
Phil: I was conceived in Australia on my parents' honeymoon. It was a romantic summer night - their summer - on a blanket in the park. I still have that blanket.
Claire: Phil's mom left us money for a trip there, and when the rest of the family, they all just jumped on board.
Phil: My mom's grandfather was Australian, and she'd spend her summers - their winters - visiting him. It was a very special place for her. She always wanted me to see it.
Claire: Wait you still have that blanket?
Phil: Yeah, silly. It's the one on our bed.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Claire took the lead on her first project at the company and scored a big one. Best part is, she beat out that arrogant gasbag Earl Norton over at Closets, Closets, Closets, Closets. I wish I could see the look on his stupid face, face, face, face. [laughs]