Gloria Quote #442
Quote from Gloria in A Hard Jay's Night
Cameron: Well, you'll all be happy to know that our search for the cake topper unearthed a number of family treasures.
Jay: Come on, Cam. We're eating over here.
Manny: Wait. Didn't I give you this for Father's Day? And that.
Jay: You see how this dog is?
Gloria: [gasps] My karaoke microphone.
Phil: Jay, check it out! The other walkie-talkie!
Gloria: Shame on you, Jay Pritchett! You have used this dog to bury the things that you hate.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Hard Jay's Night’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, my gosh, it's us. For our wedding cake. Couldn't you just die?
Mitchell: I really think I could.
Cameron: My dad made this. He's a world-class soap carver. You know, once, when I was a kid, I cussed, and my mom washed my mouth out with the leaning Tower of Pisa. She still blames herself to this day.
Quote from Luke
Manny: You want to talk?
Luke: You're the dorky sidekick, not me.
Manny: Want to talk nicer?
Luke: How could you be invited and I wasn't?
Manny: I don't know. It's like the stuff that used to make me kind of weird, people are starting to like.
Luke: So? I'm the same as I always was.
Manny: Well maybe you could upgrade a little. Uh, we're tired of the Yoda voice, and if a girl tells you she went to London, maybe don't ask if she also saw France.
Luke: I liked things better when you were the one who was ostrich-sized.
Manny: What?
Luke: You know, like a freaky outsider. The way an ostrich feels around regular birds.
Manny: You know what else girls like? The mysterious, silent type.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: Hey! We got a package from my dad.
Mitchell: No air holes in the box. That's a good sign.
Cameron: Lily loved having that chicken.
Mitchell: One more time than she realized.