Alex Quote #170
Quote from Alex in A Hard Jay's Night
Jay: Welcome to Jay's night. Names, please. Want to make sure you're on the list. Kidding! Just excited. Appetizers on the bar, scrabble on the coffee table, and our feature presentation, "The Great Escape." Speaking of which, Haley-
Haley: Don't worry, grandpa. I'm not leaving. I have no plans for the night.
Alex: Me, either.
Haley: But when I say it, it's news.
Alex: When you say any complete sentence, it's news.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Hard Jay's Night’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, my gosh, it's us. For our wedding cake. Couldn't you just die?
Mitchell: I really think I could.
Cameron: My dad made this. He's a world-class soap carver. You know, once, when I was a kid, I cussed, and my mom washed my mouth out with the leaning Tower of Pisa. She still blames herself to this day.
Quote from Luke
Manny: You want to talk?
Luke: You're the dorky sidekick, not me.
Manny: Want to talk nicer?
Luke: How could you be invited and I wasn't?
Manny: I don't know. It's like the stuff that used to make me kind of weird, people are starting to like.
Luke: So? I'm the same as I always was.
Manny: Well maybe you could upgrade a little. Uh, we're tired of the Yoda voice, and if a girl tells you she went to London, maybe don't ask if she also saw France.
Luke: I liked things better when you were the one who was ostrich-sized.
Manny: What?
Luke: You know, like a freaky outsider. The way an ostrich feels around regular birds.
Manny: You know what else girls like? The mysterious, silent type.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: Hey! We got a package from my dad.
Mitchell: No air holes in the box. That's a good sign.
Cameron: Lily loved having that chicken.
Mitchell: One more time than she realized.