Jay Quote #701
Quote from Jay in Other People's Children
Luke: Really? The neck?
Jay: Yeah, a kiss on the neck opens all kinds of doors. Last one. Great job, champ. Who said you can't build anything?
Luke: My dad, the police, a doctor.
Jay: You got a gift. Trust me. Take shop.
Luke: I think I'm gonna. Hey, how'd you get to know so much about everything?
Jay: From my dad, mostly. He taught me how to use a drill, change a tire, fake an injury when a buddy asks you to help him move. Everything a man needs to get by. I'm just glad I have someone to pass it on to.
Luke: You've got Manny.
Jay: Mm. Manny came to me kind of fully cooked. And I was an idiot with Mitchell, and by the time this guy gets old enough, who knows how much I'll remember? These are my prime wisdom-giving years.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Other People's Children’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Cameron: Mitch and I are taking Alex and Manny to an art exhibit. But, of course, everybody is welcome to join.
Manny: It's a retrospective on "Post-war Abstract Expressionism".
Luke: Wait. For school?
Manny: No, for life.
Luke: Oh, thank God. I don't even know who we fought in the Post War.
Quote from Lily
Lily: What's a bridal store?
Gloria: It's a place with the most wonderful dresses that you have ever seen. We're gonna get you the perfect one even if it takes us all day.
Lily: Found it.
Claire: Oh, no, sweetie. That's a costume. You can't wear a costume to a wedding.
Lily: Why not? Belle's a princess. She faced the beast. She stood up to the townspeople. What have you done?
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: I am so excited for this exhibit. I'm such an admirer of Kandinsky. You know, he was credited with painting the first truly abstract work.
Mitchell: Is that so?
Cameron: Mm-hmm.
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: To be honest, I was a little nervous about holding my own with those three, so... I did a little boning up on Kandinsky. Figured it couldn't hurt to have a few facts in my pocket. My backup plan was to touch a painting and get thrown out.