Phil Quote #955
Gil Thorpe: Just want to say I'm sorry, "Doofy."
Phil: And yet you're still call-
Gil Thorpe: what your kid did today was amazing. No hard feelings, right?
Phil: Hey, Cam, hold off on that thing for a second. Lily, honey? Are you kidding me? It's all in good fun.
Gil Thorpe: All right. Good. Whoa! Who's this little dumpling?
Phil: Only my niece. If there's one thing she loves, it's piggy-back.
Lily: No, I don't.
Phil: Yep! Hop on up there! All right!
Lily: Who's this man?
Gil Thorpe: You can call me Uncle Gil!
Phil: Uncle Gil! You two look great together! Get in there!
Gil Thorpe: Yeah! I'm telling you, these little buggers love me.
Phil: That's the plan!
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