Phil Quote #953
Phil: Hey! Hey! Get off my kid!
Gil Thorpe: Hey. Hey! Get off my kid! Aah!
Gunther Thorpe: You get off of my kid!
Jay: Hey, hey! Get off my daughter's husband!
Phil: Would it kill you to call me your kid, Jay?
Waitress: Oh, my God. He was saving him.
Jay: Oh, have a good day.
Phil: Well, all's well that ends well.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Feud’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] What happened to him? He didn't used to be that self-conscious before High School. He used to go around in his poncho, play the pan flute. Ay, I miss my little old Manny.
Quote from Alex
Claire: Do you girls have to move that now?
Haley: Well, I've been lonely. Having a mirror in my room will be like having company!
Alex: Ugh, your daughter's a parakeet.
Quote from Phil
Phil: I can't believe it. I'm a one-termer? That puts me alongside Henry Eustace Tyler and Art Wagner!
Gil Thorpe: Never met Art Wagner.
Phil: They took away his realtor's license after Gategate.